I’ll go first!!!
Hmmm wait a minute... there’s too many!
“Hey it’s my birthday! Can you upgrade me to first class?”
“Can you cut my steak for me?”
“Why is MY overhead compartment full? CLEAR IT NOW!”
On a SIN-KUL(45 minutes flight time) sector:
“Hmm I’m not hungry now.. can you serve my meal later?”
SURE! IN KL?! 🤨
“What do you mean by you don’t serve durian juice?!”
“I have a connecting flight later. I want to disembark first, before the first class passengers”
What’s yours ?